Submit a word (e.g. "narcissistic", "refrigerator"), phrase (e.g. "narcissistic refrigerator") or snippet of dialogue (e.g. "Man, that refrigerator sure is narcissistic") in a comment below.
I'll then write something that contains, if not all of them, then as many of them as possible.
(wirelinejunkie, I contemplated asking you to stay out of this one, but decided to add the 'as many as possible' statement instead.)